The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked...

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat.

There seemed to be one
next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there,
he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

The war-weary
Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My precious little Fifi is using
that seat."


The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit
down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!"


This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up
the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in
his place!"


An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you
Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have
thrown the wrong bitch out the window.


Happy Memorial Day
Semper Fi


EDIT: Well clearly some people need to unsubscribe from this subreddit because you clearly cannot handle a joke.

Also, when I say Happy Memorial Day, it is a meaning of respect just to say those words. I'm not trying to make this out to be the barbecue day that most think it is, I tell everyone Happy Memorial Day as a remembrance of those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice.