One fine day a passenger train was peacefully travelling along the track full of passengers when the train suddenly went off-track and continued that way for a while when it was uneventfully brought back onto the track and continued along its way until it reached the next train depot and stopped.
The passengers were clearly upset and notified a man in charge of all the trains. Upon research of that train it was found the engineer was an Arab. The man in charge reminded the Arab of the incident of the train leaving the tracks and told him the passengers were very upset and wanted to know why the train had derailed.
The Arab said that at a distance he saw a man standing on the tracks in the way of the train, and even though he blew the horn and lights were flashing the man did not move.
The man in charge asked the Arab why didn't he run over the man instead of upsetting the passengers that way, and the Arab said he was going to but the guy ran off the tracks before he could get to him.
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