The Train Carriage Compartment

So, traveling by train through Europe were a Ukrainian man, a Russian soldier, an old lady, and a beautiful young woman. Naturally, there was some tension, and nobody spoke.

Then the train went into a tunnel, and everything, for a moment, was pitch dark.

There's the sound of a loud kiss, a slap, and when the train emerges from the carriage, the Russian soldier is nursing a very sore cheek.

The old lady thinks: "Serves him right! How dare he take advantage of that young woman in the dark!"

The young woman thinks: "Serves him right! But I wonder why he kissed the old lady instead of me?"

The Russian soldier thinks: "That cheeky Ukrainian. He kisses the young woman, and I'm the one who gets slapped."

The Ukrainian man thinks: "Ha! I kiss the back of my hand, and I get to slap a Russian soldier!"