Decides to get rid of all the Jews in the Vatican. Of course this brings an uproar in the Jewish community until finally the pope calls for a silent debate for the Jews to stay. So the Jews send the Rabbi.
The Pope and Rabbi start their debate, with the pope raising three fingers. The Rabbi responds with just one. The Pope then circles his finger in a circle and the Rabbi points his finger straight to the ground. The Pope then takes out bread and wine and the rabbi pulls out an apple. "You're too much for me!" the Pope cries out and they both go home.
The Pope goes home to all the cardinals and bishops whom ask what happened! The Pope says first thing I do is raise three fingers for the three entities of Christ but the Rabbi responded with one finger for one god. I then made a circular motion to show that god is all around us but then he pointed straight to the ground to show that god is also right here. I then took out wine and bread to show the purity of christ and he took out an apple to show the original sin. And all the cardinals and bishops agree indeed the Rabbi was wise.
As the Rabbi came home the Jews bombarded him asking what happened! And the Rabbi says, "well first thing he says to me is you've got three days to get out of here and I responded by saying up yours Pope! He then said I'm going to clear all you Jews out of here and I said we're staying right here!" Then what happened the Jew's asked. "Well," the Rabbi said, "I'm not sure I think we broke for lunch!"
(Thanks for reading this long one I know)
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