A state trooper flashes his lights and pulls over a speeding driver. The nervous speeder, who swore he hadn't been driving that fast, says to himself, "This has to be some sort of bad joke." The trooper opens the door of his cruiser and steps onto the high
A state trooper flashes his lights and pulls over a speeding driver. The nervous speeder, who swore he hadn't been driving that fast, says to himself, "This has to be some sort of bad joke." The trooper opens the door of his cruiser and steps onto the high
The speeder was right. It was a cop-out.
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