A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her."Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Not bad."
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