The Top 15 Pickup Lines of the Undead

15> "Your face or mine?"


14> "I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?"


13> "You know, they named that drink after me."


12> "Is it hot in here, or is that just the embalming fluids running through my veins?"


11> "I can 'rise from the dead,' if you know what I mean."


10> "One look at you, and my knees turn to jelly. Or actually, sort of a yellowish, maggoty substance."


9> "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night -- care to peel back my scalp and see?"


8> "Excuse me, but did you just drop this finger?"


7> "What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich, is he rich like me?"


6> "I've had my eye on you all night. Right there, stuck to your shoulder. Can I please have it back now?"


5> "Baby, if I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put... BRAINS! MUST EAT BRAINS!"


4> "My rotten, maggot-infested skin would look great -- in a pile on your bedroom floor."


3> "You can't spell 'gruesome' without 'u' and 'me.'"


2> "Viagra, schmiagra -- I got rigor mortis, baby!"


1> "Sweetheart, you light up my death!"


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