15> Invisible Weapon of Mass Destruction
14> Giant Canister of Tucks Soothing Medicated Pads
13> Unindicted Enron Executive
12> Overzealous Headphone-Wearing Cubs Fan With Glove (Chicago Only)
11> Dell Intern
10> The Spraypainter!
9> The Surly Conservative Leggy Blonde She-Pundit (pick any)
8> Booger Boy
7> Avenging-Overworked-Cane-Field-Machete Guy
6> Diabetic Coma Boy
5> The Amazing Flatulo
4> Headless Kurt Cobain
3> Anatomically Correct Richard Hatch
2> Evil Dr. Atkins, the Low-Carb Monster
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