Two men was sitting at the bar, one of them seems stressed so the men besides him asked the stressed man.
Guy 1: "you seem stressed out, what happened?"
Guy 2: "my girlfriend is pregnant"
Guy 1: "well congrats"
Guy 2: "no, the problem is that we had protected sex, like i wore a condom and made sure everything was all right... How did this happen?"
Guy 1: "well let me tell you a story, there was a man walking in the woods with a cane when suddenly a bear appeared in front of him, he pointed the cane at the bear mimicking a rifle and he said 'bang' and the bear dropped dead"
Guy 2: "that's impossible, someone else must have shot the bear"
Guy 1: "exactly"
And guy 1 gave a smirk and proceeded to finish his drink and left the bar.
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