14> Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
13> Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
12> You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Savior S-Class.
11> It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into its orbit.
10> There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back seat.
9> It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.
8> It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.
7> You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.
6> Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
5> Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
4> When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
3> You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately.
2> Due to new military intel that has narrowed the search down to the inside of your vehicle, President Bush remains confident that Osama Bin Laden will someday be found.
1> The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
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