13. She just did it all to meet Roger Clinton.
12. "Bill CLINTON?!? All this time, I thought they were saying Bill *CLIFTON*, this guy I met at Starbucks! Hey, everybody, never mind, okay? My bad."
11. Deal with Ken Starr included private "oral deposition" and "lapdance for immunity."
10. Monica admits the President's DNA was on that blue dress, but she swears the stain was already there when she borrowed the dress from Mr. Stephanopoulos.
9. The President was really sorry there wasn't more room under his desk for snuggling.
8. While in the throes of passion, Bill promised Monica Delaware and Rhode Island.
7. The most powerful man on the planet is deathly afraid of teeth.
6. She never actually wore a thong; her size 14 ass just made it look that way.
5. It's damn near impossible to say "fellatio" without an "L" sound.
4. There's a 200-year-old collection of Presidential chewing gum under the Oval Office desk.
3. Pet name for the Presidential appendage: "Little Rock"
2. Things really got confusing when the president suggested she "Take a trip to Mount Vernon."
1. She's a vapid, brainless dullard desperate for any pitiful shred of media exposure. And we learn some things about Monica as well.
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