A guy's being picked up at the airport and is waiting for his reserved cab, #21, to pick him up. Another taxi driver is also waiting at the pickup area for his fares. The guy walks up and asks him "Hey, I've been waiting here #21 to pick me up for a while, is he stuck in traffic?"
"#21? No-Hands-Nelson!? He's a terrible driver! Especially what with the no hands thing."
The guy takes a little offense to this. "Sir, I'll have you know I'm not prejudiced to people with disabilities, in fact I think I have fuller confidence in his commitment to his profession than I do in yours! In fact, just to spite you I'll pay him double tip! Good day to you!"
A few minutes later #21 finally arrives and the guy climbs into the car, in his head preparing to tip generously. As they're pulling onto the highway he notices No-Hands-Nelson indeed has hands, both of them, in fact. He knocks on the glass curious if he'd climbed into the wrong cab.
"Are you Nelson?"
"Yes."
"So... are those prosthetic hands?"
"No?"
"Well, that's strange, why do the other drivers call you No-Hands-Nelson?"
"I'll show you when we get up to about 55."
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