12. "Gettin' Piggy Wit It"
11. "Me So Corny"
10. "Popeye's Be Illin'" by Run KFC
9. "I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl Who Murdered Dear Old Dad"
8. "Assume the Position" by Marky Mark Fuhrman
7. "Def Printer Jam" by Toner Lo
6. "I Left My Heat in San Francisco"
5. "Impeach Da Sucka!" by The Notorious G.O.P.
4. "Yo, I Ain't Dreamin' of No White Christmas"
3. "You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Fart, Eh?"
2. "Get Jiggy With Me, Bro, and I'll Put A Cap In Your Lousy Can't-Rap, Can't-Act Ass"
1. "Salt N Pepa's Lonely Ho's Club Band"
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