The Top 11 Republican Euphemisms for Impeaching the President


11. Stain Removal


10. Burning a Bridge to the 21st Century


9. Late Term Abortion


8. POTUS Interruptus


7. Pre-losing the 2000 Elections, For Your Voting Convenience


6. Election '96 -- The Recount


5. Doing What the American People Would Want if They All Weren't So Damn Stupid


4. Letting Al Drive the Bus


3. Popping the First Zit


2. Taking a Little Off the Top


1. Cutting the Big Cheese


[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


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