Caught by Nazis

English, french and russian soldiers are caught by nazis. they all are
sentenced to death. nazis lead them to the yard and ask if they have any last
wishes. the englishman says:
- a mug of beer.
he is brought a beer. the frenchman says:
- a bottle of wine.
he is brought some wine. the russian says:
- kick me in the butt real hard.
a big 2-meter tall nazi steps forward and gives him a real mighty boot. the
russian flies several meters, falls to the ground like a piece of s***, jumps to
his feet, grabs a machine gun from one of the nazis, shoots them down and then
the three prisoners run away. after a while the other two ask him:
- why didn't you do that earlier? we were almost killed!
- we russians cannot do anything unless someone kicks our butt!