The Brain Surgeon was about to preform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient,
"For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you
can have the brain of a politician."
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the
brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused."
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