So a guy is driving down a back country road one day, when out of the corner of his eye next to his moving car, he sees a chicken. Not only that, but the chicken is keeping up with the car. It's then that the guy notices that the chicken has 3 legs!
The guy speeds up to outrun the chicken, but sure enough, a few seconds later, it's back keeping the pace. He speeds up once more, and to his amazement, the chicken goes into overdrive and ZOOMS down the street, making a 90 degree turn into a farmer's barn. So the guy decides to pull into the farmer's driveway to ask him about that crazy three-legged chicken.
Farmer comes out of the house, and the guy says
Guy: "Hey, you might not believe this, but I just saw a three-legged chicken bolt into your barn over there."
Farmer: "Oh, yeah, that's my chicken alright! I've got a dozen of 'em!"
Guy: "Why in hell do you raise three-legged chickens?"
Farmer: "Well the idea is, **I** like chicken legs, my **wife** likes chicken legs, and my **son** likes chicken legs. So when we sit down for a meal, we all get a leg!"
Guy: "Jeez, that's some good thinking. So how do they taste?"
Farmer: "Fucked if I know! We haven't been able to catch one yet!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.