My Friday morning fun... so I was pulling into the gas station and when I got out of the car, I noticed these two police officers looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I went in to get a drink and as I was checking out, I hear someone screaming. I look out and that woman's arm was on fire! She was tossing and waving her arm around and just going crazy! I ran outside and the officers had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. I saw that the officers put hand cuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car. I was thinking "What in the world?"... so being the concerned person that I am, I asked the officers what they were arresting her for?
He looked me dead in my eye and said... "Waving a firearm!"
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