The three huts

So this explorer guy was travelling among the deep forests of Africa, when he was caught by the cannibals. Facing an atrocious death, the man starts begging for his life, asking for the savage's mercy.

The tribe's chief, says: "There is only one way that we won't eat you".

"What is it? What is it? I'll do anything!!", the man screams.

"Well," says the chief, "you have to become one of us. If you follow our initiation ritual, you will become a member of our tribe, and we will have to spare you".

"Anything" says the man somewhat relieved, "what do I have to do?"

"Well," proceeds the chief, “you have to go through three trials. See those three huts there? In the first one is a gallon of our strongest local firewater, and you have to drink it straight up. In the second hut is a ferocious tiger, and you have to bare-handedly extract his front teeth. Finally on the third hut is our tribe's eldest woman, and you have to fuck her seven times straight, without pulling out".

At this point the man is apprehensive, but he was fighting for his life, so he picks his courage and heads for the first hut decidedly. He raises the gallon of firewater, and slowly but steadily proceeds to drink it to the last drop.

He comes out still managing to walk straight, and heads to the second hut. The tribe men wait outside as they hear the tiger roar, the man scream, and the hut shake from the fight, dust everywhere.

Finally he comes out, all scratched and bleeding, and shouts "Where's the old woman so I can take her teeth off?"