Two guys are ass fucking and the phone rings the one on top tells the one on bottom " to not come in tell he gets back"he goes and picks up the phone and tells them that he is bussy. when he gets back he sees white stoff all of the carpetand says" i thought i told you not to come until i get back"the guy says "i didnt i farted."
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