One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A
pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this
stuff?"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the
lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does
physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
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