Kids say the darndest things!

A catholic teacher asks her students to answer the question
"When you die what part of your body goes to Heaven first?"
One student replied "I think it is the heart". "Why?", asks the
teacher. "Well", replied the student, "because we keep Jesus
and God in our hearts."
Another student replied "I think that the brain goes to Heaven
first."
Again the teacher asked for an explanation. The student replied
"Because we think about Jesus and God with our brain."
Little Tommy, the troublemaker in the class, said "Well I think
that when you die your feet go to Heaven first."
The teacher angrily asked "Tommy, why in the world would you say
such a thing?"
Tommy replied, "Because last night I was on my way to the
bathroom when I heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom.
So I crept to the door and looked in; my dad was on top of my
mom and her feet were up in the air and she was screaming "Oh
God I'm coming!"