The teacher asks little Johnny to tell the class what he thinks sex is

Little Johnny was getting to that age, so in class the teacher wanted to know how much each student knew about sex. For that, she asked everyone to explain sex as they understood it.

First, little Mary explained it with the classic Birds and the Bees speech. "Good job, Mary", said the teacher.

Not to be outdone, little Johnny said he also knew a story to explain sex. "Go ahead", said the teacher, a little wary.

"A long time ago, the Lone Ranger was chasing a band of robbers that had terrified a couple of towns for months. They were such a big problem that the towns banded together and offered a reward of pure gold to whoever could catch them. The Lone Ranger heard about this, and after a long chase and a hard-fought battle, he managed to capture the band. The townspeople gave him the gold in thanks.

Thinking to treat himself a little, the Lone Ranger decided to give the gold to a blacksmith so he could melt it and make him spurs and a ranger badge. But the blacksmith was a bad guy, so he made the spurs and badge out of copper, painted them, and kept the gold for himself.

When the Lone Ranger came to pick them up, he didn't check them much so he happily rode off with the copper spurs."

"And that, Miss, is sex".

Thoroughly confused by now, the teacher asked him: "Little Johnny, how is that sex?"

"Well, the Lone Ranger really got fucked didn't he?"