An elderly woman was driving her husband in the country when she was pulled over by highway patrol.

The officer stepped out of his car and quizzed the old woman.
"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
"What did he say?" said the woman to her husband.
The husband shouted "He says you were speeding."
The officer then asked "May I see your license?"
"What did he say?" said the old woman.
"He wants to see your license." shouted the husband.
She handed the officer her license. The officer studied in carefully. "I see you're from South Carolina," he said. "I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I've ever had in my life."
"What did he say?" said the old woman.
The husband yelled, "He says he knows you."

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