Miss Paula is going around the classroom asking if the students know what pills take for what ails them.
- Little Suzie, what do you take if you have a headache?
Well, miss Paula, my mommy gives me Tylenol when I have a headache.
- Good answer. James, what do you take if you have allergies?
If I take Allegra, I stop sneezing, so that's what dad gives me.
- Little Johnny, what do you take if you have diarrhea?
Viagra.
- Viagra? Why would you ever take that medicine if you have diarrhea?
Because whenever my dad takes it he says ... It's gonna make my SHIT HARD!
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