The talking Parrot

A woman went to a pet store and bought a talking Parrot. She returned home and asked the Parrot " How do I look?"
The parrot replied "like a whore!"
Furious, She took The Parrot back to the store to complain.
the Shopkeeper gave the parrot a good beating and the parrot swore that he wont say such things again.
So the woman decided to test the parrot and asked
"if a man is present with me in my room, who is he?"
"Your Husband" replied the parrot
"if there is another man ?"
"it may be your father"
"If there is yet another man?"
"it may be your brother"
" if a fourth man is present?"
the Parrot timidly turned towards the shopkeeper and yelled....
" I told you she is a Whore!!"