St. Peter tells them to confess their sins.
Noun #1:"Father, I've sinned! I've seen male genital in my life."
Peter:"Here my sister, take this holy water and cleanse your eyes!"
Noun #2:"Father, forgive me for being a sinner! I've touched male genital in my earthly life!"
P:"My daughter, your sins will be forgiven in the eyes of our Lord! Wash your hands in this holy water! It will free you from your sins!"
Third noun begins to confess: "Father, I don't feel worthy of entering the Kingdom of our savior! I have...". But the fourth noun interrupts her and throws a tantrum at Saint Peter:
"Father! I won't rinse in that water, with which she cleans her ass!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.