The stagecoach

Let me translate another surrealistic Russian joke.

A man is with a mistress. She says, "Let's do the stagecoach." "What's that?" "What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? What are you doing with a mistress? Go ask your wife, maybe she'll tell you."

The man goes to his wife. "Honey, what's a stagecoach?" "What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? How could I have married you? Go ask your grandmother, maybe she'll tell you."

The man goes to his grandmother. "Grandma, what's a stagecoach?" The grandmother says, "Ah, stagecoach, stagecoach..." and dies.

I have a personal sequel for this joke. In 1995 I was a newly hired developer working at Microsoft Office. I subscribed to the mailing list "Humor at Microsoft", translated and sent this joke there. The word "stagecoach" did not seem exotic enough for me at the time, so I substituted "aardvark". Somebody replied to the list asking, "What is an aardvark?" Somebody else replied, "What? You don't know, what's an aardvark? Go ask your manager, maybe he'll tell you."