Aardvark Jokes

Aardvark Jokes

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Knock KnockWho's there?Aardvark!Aardvark who?A...

Fun things for professors to do on the first day of class


21. Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclo...

Knock Knock 1


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark...

A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.

Then he orders 0 beers.

Then he orders 9999999...

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!?

I went to read the dictionary, but...

My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. ...

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The near...

How do you define an aardvark?

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that...

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads.

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked throug...

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a ta...

I've got a new aardvark.

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play...

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firewor...

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian comp...

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tal...

What do you call a Polish aardvark?

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonou...

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

What do you call an aardvark that's good at gol...

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starr...

What do you call an road construction aardvark?

What do you call an road construction aardvark?...

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yar...

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants i...

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a canni...

Who won the animal race?

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aa...