There was an elderly man whose efforts to get his young wife pregnant had failed. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day with an empty specimen cup.
The doctor asked, "What was the problem?"
The elderly man replied, "Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand..nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
On hearing this the doctor said, "Wait a minute! You mean your wife's friend tried too?"
The elderly man responded, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off that damn cup!"
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