The sooner Trump can get this wall up to stop all these immigrants from stealing our speeches I'm sure the safer we'll all feel

How does a real...

"Bloody hell!"

TIFU by being...

Lololol I am Lion

Why do black...

Because the last one who had a dream got shot.

Throwing change

Guy walks into a bar and asks how much is a beer, and bartender replies 3...

Insensitive

What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? Man....

So, a really,...

...with her two kids in tow. The manager of the store gets close to her and...

Why was a guy...

He was on a Nipissing reserve.

How are women and...

They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

american holiday

osama bin laden decided 2 go 2 a fortune-teller.so he entered the room and...

Face the Music

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old...