...with her two kids in tow. The manager of the store gets close to her and asks:
"Twins?"
The mother makes a huge, contorted face, and, incredible as it might seem, looks even uglier.
"No, you imbecilic twat. Bruce, that's the oldest, is nine, and Miranda is seven. What sort of question is that? Do you think they look alike, you freaking clown?"
"Actually" says the manager "I just can't wrap my head around the fact that you were fucked twice!"
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