osama bin laden decided 2 go 2 a fortune-teller.so he entered
the room and asked nervously"when will i die?"the women replied
with"you will die on an american holidy."osama says,"which
holiday would that be?"the woman said,"it doesnt
matter....whenever you die it will be an american holiday
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