Guy walks into a bar and asks how much is a beer, and bartender replies 3 dollars. So the guy counts three dollars in random coins and throws it over the counter. Bartender is really pissed, picks up the coins and puts it in the register. Next day, same guys walks in and asks for a beer, but this time pays with a 5 dollar bill. Bartender realizes this is a good time to get him back and throws his 2 dollars in change over the counter. The guy chugs down his beer then reaches into his pocket, counts a dollar in coins, throws it over the counter and says "I'll have another".
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