The Prostitute and the Koala

There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one
day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and
excited, Koala spent the night with her and had a GREAT
time......


The next morning, he went down on her one last time before
departing. After he was done, Koala headed for the door and was
about to leave when the prostitute yelled, "hey........what
about my money?"


Confused, the Koala turned around, gave her a puzzled look,
shrugging his shoulders, and replied "Huh?"


"Come here....." she said and pulled a dictionary out of her
purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition:
"has sex and gets paid."


Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned
to the word Koala and showed her its definition: "eats bush and
leaves."