There was an Indian Guru who knew the secret to living forever, so a guy decides to go find him. After years of searching, the guy finally finds the guru and asks: "do you know the secret to living forever?"
The guru says: "yes, but you will have to give up a few things."
"First you must give up drinking entirely"
"Then you must give up gambling"
"Next you must give up sex"
"Finally, you will have to work really hard everyday of the week, even on weekends"
So the guy says: "ok, if I give up drinking, gambling and sex and work really hard everyday I will live forever?"
Guru: "no, but it'll feel like forever"
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