Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten
dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband: "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife: "Those they gave away free as novelty items."
Husband: "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off vaginas. The
pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two
thousand."
Wife: "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held
the auction."
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