On the first night of Sheila's and George's vacation in a small town in France, Sheila suggested that they make love each time the old night watchman rang his hourly bell.
At first George seemed delighted at the prospect, but after four rings he pretended to go out for a quick snack and staggered off to the watchman's tower.
"Excuse me, but could I possibly persuade you to ring the bell every other hour instead of hourly? I'll give you some money."
"Normally I would be happy to oblige you, but I cannot. A beautiful young lady has already bribed me to ring the bell every quarter hour."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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