A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent smack on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.
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