and he sees this gorgeous blond standing there right in front of him, and he shoots her, right in the middle of the forehead, accurate as you like, and she drops down dead.
The gunshot causes a commotion and everybody is scrambling for the exit screaming, including this stunning brunette. The pimp spots her and shoots her right in the back of the head, accurate as you like, and she drops down, dead.
He then sees an ugly redhead scrambling for the exit and takes aim, but completely misses her. The police arrive seconds later and arrest the pimp.
As the police are carrying him out to the police car, the redhead runs over to him and asks, "How come you missed me?"
The pimp replies, "Well, I'm only used to smoking hot chicks."
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