Gene in a bottle

once upon a time there was a flea walking
down the beach and while he was walking he
saw this bottle so he kicked it and a gene
came out. he said that you have 3 wishes.
the gene asked him whats your first wish, he
said that he wanted to be on lassie so poof he was their. about a week goes by, he walks down the beach and kicked that bottle, the gene poped out and the flea said it just aint goin to work she is to clean. the gene said you have 2 wishes left, whats your second wish. he said i want to be on willy nelsons beard, so poof their he was. about another week goes by he walkes down the beach kicks that bottle the gene pops out and the flea said that it just aint goin to work that old man never sleeps. the gene said you have 1 wish left what is it the flea said: i want to be on dolly partons pussy so poof their he was. about a mounth or 2 go by he walkes down the beach, kicks the bottle the gene pops out and sayes you have all ready used your 3 wishes. the flea said: ity just aint guna work i stood up to look over the trees and here comes willy nelsons beard.