So a traveling salesman is walking through a decent neighborhood trying to sell what he can. He walks up to this house to see an old couple with a shocking twist. She is yanking on her tit while he is jacking off. The salesman's first reaction is: "NOPE" and hustles on to their neighbors. He knocks, and when the tenant answers, he asks "whats the deal with your neighbor, you know, the old couple?" to which the tenant replies "Oh thats the deaf couple, they've been together for forty years or so. She is telling him to go milk the cow and he is telling her to go fuck herself."
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