A guys wife leaves town for the week to visit her family. One day while she is gone he decides to get some lunch during work. While walking to the sandwich shop he passes by a pet store and in the window he sees a bull frog for $10,000. He thinks, "I got to see why this bull frog is $10,000!" He walks up to the store clerk and ask, "Hey why is that bull frog $10,000?" The store clerk responds, "Well that there is a special frog. It gives the best blow jobs in the world. If you don't believe me take it home for the night and try it." So the guy figures what the hell the wife is gone anyway. A week passes and the wife gets home. When she walks into the kitchen she is shocked to see food all over the floor, her husband sitting at the table, and in the middle of the kitchen a frog sitting on a open cook book. She looks to her husband, "Honey what is going on?" He looks back at her, "Shut up bitch as soon as this frog learns to cook your outa here!"
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