The priest was walking down the street looking sad.

“What happened?” asked a parishioner.
“I am afraid someone from the parish stole my umbrella.”
“Here’s what you do. Next sermon talk about the Ten Commandments and look around when you quote ‘Thou shall not steal’ and see who bows his head in shame.”

Next week the priest walks happily down the avenue, twirling his umbrella.
The smart parishioner said, “I see my advice worked.”
“Not exactly,” said the priest. “When I reached ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I forgot it.”

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