Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, 'Gentlemen, start
your engines'
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas
it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
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