Visitor: "How old is that Tyrannosaurus skeleton?"
Guide: "70,000,006 years."
Visitor: "Wow. How can you be so precise?"
Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."
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[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/3j3i7l/this_salt_is_more_than_280_million_years_old_but/cum4pdc)
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