The President of the United States, a priest, the world's smartest black man, and an 8 year old girl are on a crashing plane with 3 parachutes...

The President takes the first parachute and says, "I'm the President of the United States, America won't be able to function without me!" And jumps out of the plane.

Next, the world's smartest black man takes the second parachutes and says, " I'm the world's smartest black man, the world needs me!" And jumps out of the plane.

Finally, the priest says to the 8 year old girl,"You're a little girl so I guess you can take the last parachute." The 8 year old girl responds with, "Don't worry, the world's smartest black man took my backpack.