There are these kids at school, each bragging about how they ruined something in an amount of time.
1st kid: I wore out a pair of shoes in 1 month.
2nd kid: I wore out a pair of jeans in 1 week.
3rd kid: Oh that's nothing, I wore out my babysitter in 5 minutes!
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