I left money

A husband left for work. He walked out from the multi-story apartment house
where he lived on the sixth floor, and remembered that he forgot money for
lunch. He shouted to his wife, "Masha! I left money. Please, drop fifty kopeks
for me!"
The wife walked to the balcony and said, "Always you forget something. With
you, nothing is right, you dunderhead." Still, she went into the apartment,
found fifty kopeks in several small coins and shouted, "How can I drop these
coins? They will scatter all over the street."
"No problem," the husband said. "Just wrap them in a three-ruble bill."