The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.
After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named....Mr. Potato Head.
He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.
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